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Kenny Powers Returns from Mexican Baseball to join the Boston Red Sox! Accused of Steroid Abuse!
October 13, 2018
Kenny Powers is CEO of KSWISS and is considered to be the most powerful man in sports. He had a stunning Debut in Mexico and is now called for the Major Leagues in Boston in need for back to back World Series. Recently after training, he is accused of steroids use after throwing a round of 121 mph pitches. Coaches are skeptical while nothing unusual has been found from drug test. Kenny blames the coaches because they are Russian.
"Well sometimes in a pack of wolves they're sometimes a Russian. And that when the wolves find out he's a Russian, they tear his fucking ass apart."-Kenny Powers
Dodgers Manager beats up Phillies Phanatic Mascot!
September 13, 2018
The most sued mascot of all time has done it again and increased the ratings of baseball. Today, the Phanatic went into the Dodger dugout and pissed off the whole team by shooting hotdogs at them from a launcher. Manager Lasorda wasn't going to take that crap and went out to beat the fan loved mascot. Some dodger team players got a free meal and appreciated the incident.
